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Humor: Pagan Jokes
Posted on May 05, 2004 - 11:24 AM by Wade

Funny Pagan stuff Added by Jilda on May 8th:

Q Why do witches ride naked on brooms?
A To get a better grip

Q: What do you say to an angry witch?
A: Ribbit

Q: What's the best thing about Pagan friends?
A: They worship the ground you walk on.

Q: How can you tell a blonde pagan closed the circle?
A: There's white-out on the floor

Q: Why do witches use Brooms?
A: Because nature abhors a vacuum.

Q: What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?
A: A Self-Cleaning Coven

Q: What happens when a Ceremonial Magician gets angry?
A: He goes Qua-ballistic.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?
A: Someone who worships the tree that is not there.

A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller.
"You are the father of 2 children," the fortune teller says.
"Ha! you are a fraud!", says the man, " I happen to be the father of 3 children!"
"That's what you think," says the fortune teller.


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